forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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