found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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