if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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