Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you didnt know i had herpes?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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