I faked an abortion last night.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Come on in and take your pants off
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