we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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