Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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