Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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