I skipped work to stalk him.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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