this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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