Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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