so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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