At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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