So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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