oh god the rape fog is back!
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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