Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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