I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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