True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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