The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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