If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just want nice things and good sex
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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