Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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