The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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