Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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