I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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