if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
