Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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