So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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