I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Randomize
