Are we in a gay sports bar?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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