these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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