Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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