yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize