your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
