Christians are straight up FREAKS
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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