jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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