Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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