I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Boobs speak an international language.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
