She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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