We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You're like the curious george of whores
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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