I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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