I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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