I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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