Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
