I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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