What tipped you off? The sombrero?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
