dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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