i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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