There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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