Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
This show inspires me to have sex in space
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
