who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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