Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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