I got chris browned last night
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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