Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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