Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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