these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
the gays at disneyland are vicious
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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