How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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