dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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