Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
